After being released from prison, Metro (as in metro-sexual) falls into doing a reality dating show. Upon his release from prison, he starts his journey back into reality. His show is picked up by a popular cable network known for its ever-popular reality shows. He ends up with a cast of twenty-plus of the most colorfully bizarre, overemphasized and fully interesting finalists. In true reality television fashion, the cameras follow him and his finalists as they risk everything for love, lust, and for fame. This film is parodied to expose about a reality show and the inner workings involved, along with the machine that produces them. A journey ensues that exposes and exaggerates the deviousness behind reality production. DA NETWORK mimics an evil international terrorism organization that aims to control the cable television world in efforts to make boat loads of money and maintain top ratings. DA NETWORK CEO "THE MAN" will be perceived to be none other than the alleged leader of the New Pimp Order. Master-minding a worldwide cable television network to control the masses mind. His network is organized in a strict hierarchy with its office-bound, reckless, supreme under-bosses and subsequent producers "JUICE", "THEME MUSIC", and "DA BLUE NIGGA". Rival cable network "Dangerous TV" tries to destroy the production of the show, cast, and validity of Metro by any and all means which culminates into an ongoing rating war.